What is Life???

1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din..

2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re .....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki...

4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast......

5. after some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??

6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)

7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi...

8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer:

"Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa jaana Kahaa..."!!!